Our Pot to Piss In
We bought Grandma's house,

And it's been really great,

But if we both have to "go,"

Someone has to wait!


We'd love to honeymoon

in a tropical place,

But having another crapper

would be our marriage's saving grace!


Your love and support

is by far the best gift,

But it can't fix the problem

When we both have to $h%t!


We don't need a lot,

Just some dough here and there,

So we can create a second bathroom

To answer our prayers!


Jennifer Gleason

La Crosse, Wisconsin

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